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…lose some weight, I’m sure I can displace Patrick Dempsey as “People’s Sexiest Man Alive” — or not. I have to admit, Dempsey’s a handsome son of a bitch. And he has a waistline. I can’t compete with that.

I Have Monumental Resolutions That Will Never Happen
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Scarlet Ibis James 🦩
Scarlet Ibis James 🦩

Written by Scarlet Ibis James 🦩

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