Are you saying all this to yourself too, Bruce!!!! Take a selfie (after you’ve flossed).

… time to turn around and show your perfect complexion to the world. No, fuck that. To the universe. You’re so damn perfect that aliens will land on Earth and beg you to probe them.
A Beautiful Good Morning to the People of Medium
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Are you saying all this to yourself too, Bruce!!!!

Take a selfie (after you’ve flossed).
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